Modern Seinfeld Plots From Ya Boy Danny

Not too long ago, a parody Twitter account went viral and had us all laughing.

Lately though, it's gotten a little stale. Here are a few Modern Seinfeld plot lines of my own, in 150 chars or less:

Kramer denounces Cronuts, says they stole his recipe. Morty Seinfeld joins the anti Millennials movement.

Elaine and Sally Weaver argue who is hotter: Aaron Hernandez or the Boston bomber. Kramer starts wearing Google Glass.

Frank Costanza moves to Colorado for legal weed, but mostly to get away from Estella. "I've had enough! Serenity Now, SERENITY NOW!!"